But after Mark storms out of his own house for some reason, defiantly zipping up his top in the cold London air as “Here With Me” by Dido plays, viewers learn that this is no ordinary quarter zip. It defies all explanation: The piece appears to be a brown knit quarter zip, but the front is comprised of four panels of a smoother material (in the disconcerting color combo of mustard, olive, dark brown, and blue). It’s worn here by Mark (Andrew Lincoln), as his unrequited love Juliet (Kiera Knightley) watches the video that reveals his affection no wonder Mark’s love is unrequited if he’s out here wearing sweaters like this. Truly one of the ugliest I’ve ever seen, and not in a fun “Ugly Christmas Sweater” kind of way. What sets this sweater apart from the rest is that it is very, very ugly. Here, a ranking of the most iconic cozy sweaters from your favorite holiday films, taking into account each garment’s style, comfort, and general star quality.

That its achievements have thus far gone unrecognized is an indictment not only of the Academy Awards, but our culture as a whole (as I’ve always said, the sweater is the Amy Adams of clothing). Sure, some might think of the simple sweater as a mere remedy for a broken radiator, or a pile of wool to sink into when avoiding your old Sunday school teacher at Christmas Eve mass, but this versatile item of clothing is a star. Under the glistening lights of a Christmas tree or in the warm glow of a fireplace, sweaters have time and time again delivered iconic performances. Nowhere, though, does a cozy knit shine brighter than in a holiday movie. You might recognize its memorable scene work alongside Bonnie Hunt in Jumanji, Chris Evans in Knives Out, or Sarah Snook in Succession all of these supporting roles have earned the sweater near-unanimous acclaim.

It’s no secret that sweaters were invented by Nancy Meyers in the late 20th century as a means to further Diane Keaton’s stardom - but since then, the garment has enjoyed an illustrious film career all its own.

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